NOT Stupid @ Random

IF
    - You are NOT stupid, and
    - You are created simultaneously with a UNIVERSE, and
    - You have the capacity to passively observe it
THEN
    - At the point of creation you will
        - instantaneously continuously ANALYZE the whole universe, and
        - feel 2 yourself "Very Interesting.", and
        - DRIFT into a period of unconsciousness waiting for the NEXT
          change of physical state.
          (As you are NOT stupid at random.)
    IF
        - the next change of physical state is a discontinuous one
    THEN
        - You will be abruptly disturbed, and
        - instantaneously continuously ANALYZE the whole universe, and
        - feel 2 yourself "Very Very Interesting.", and
        - say aloud "It's different", and
        - As you are NOT stupid think
            - I need a concept to describe the DIFFERENCE, and
            - DEFINE  {,1},2  long of TIME  to be what has HAPPENED
              when the changes observed occur, And
        - DRIFT into a period of unconsciousness waiting for the NEXT
          change of physical state.
          (As you are NOT stupid at random.)
          ((As you are NOT stupid you DO NOT feel how long you feel
            you analyzed the creation state NOT a different concept.))
        WHILE
            - the next change of physical state IS a discontinuous one
        THEN
            - you will repeat the above block except,
            - you will whisper "Very ..........."
              for a very short while, and
            - DEFINE

                                                ,1
                                            {,1},2
                                        {{,1},2},3
                                    {{{,1},2},3},4

                                               ...

              long of TIME  to be what has HAPPENED when the changes
              observed occur.

              ((As you are NOT stupid you DO NOT IDENTIFY entity of
                one physical state with another where there is
                NO CONTINUOUS connection.))
                                      OR
              ((As you are NOT stupid you DO NOT feel
                how long you analyzed each physical state
                NOT a different concept.))
                                      OR
              ((As you are NOT stupid you DO NOT feel   {...,n-1},n
                how long you feel you analyzed n-1.))
                                      OR
              ((As you are NOT stupid you DO NOT feel

                                                ,1
                                            {,1},2
                                        {{,1},2},3
                                    {{{,1},2},3},4

                                               ...

                are all the SAME LONG.))
        ENDTHEN
    ENDTHEN
    IF
        - the next change of physical state IS a continuous one
    THEN

          You may define the unit of time (among other things)
          from the first continuous drift of entities.

          You of course, continuously analyzing physical state
          as they continuously appear still spend NO TIME doing so
          as you are NOT stupid.

        ((As you are NOT stupid you do NOT NOT want to feel
          any similarity between the trajectory of your point
          of analytical concern and that of a real entity.))

    ENDTHEN
ENDTHEN